
Dali Plaza

Plaza Major
It was an overnight train from Lisbon to Madrid, something we would become very accustomed to. We arrived in the morning, dropped off our meager luggage at our hostel, and realized we had no idea of what to do next; but it was not too long before wandered past a churro shop and decided this would be a perfect discussion pitstop. My dulce de leche delicacy was delicious, but it was also the place where I learned that Spanish waiters, without exception, are jerkwads. However, the sun was again shining, and I momentarily forgave them.

I'm sure by the end of my recountings, you will be as tired of cathedrals, churches, and stained glass as I was- even more so, I presume, since you don't even get the pleasure of visitation. Perhaps it is a bit hasty to say I grew "tired" of them- rather, I became overwhelmed by them. There is such a plethora of grand, gorgeous, historical, places of worship across Europe that one can feel pulled in a hundred ways at once, unsure of the worthiest. And, since many of them were Catholic by origin, at times one also feels accosted by gilt (wordplay!).
And yet, each church is always lovely. Even when they began to all blur into each other, I never stopped feeling a sense of- well, not exactly awe, but close to it. The weight of history is palpable especially in all of these cavernous halls, and the pews seem etched with the echoes of centuries. Maybe that is why it can be overwhelming: most of us are ill-equipped to deal with the stark evidence of unfathomable years.
One complaint, however- electric candles? You penny-pinchers, buy some real beeswax.

I couldn't help but read the symbol on his
pedestal as a dollar sign, and thus the cherub himself as some sort of
pimpin'
highroller, all about the
benjamins. This probably reveals my
cultural-centrism.
Parque del Retiro
Although we love tourist traps, monuments, and museums as much as any other visitor, we also need moments of rest and laziness. These moments tended to come in the welcome form of parks. This park is huge, and right in the center of Madrid, near the Museo del Prado (which, unhappily, we arrived at just in time for it to close half an hour later).
We made daisy chains and watched the ducks. Later, I realized that this must have been the moment I lost my headband. It was worth it.

On our first night here, we sipped goblets of sangria jangling with ice and oranges, in the illuminated square of Plaza Major. On our second and last night, we strolled back to the park, to while away the dusk hours; there was a festival of books just winding down at the time. We sat and listened to some avant-garde Spanish poetry which I couldn't understand but enjoyed, sitting on the concrete while the sun set over the stage. Our last meal was something of a disaster, thanks to the concerted efforts of Spanish waiters, once again. I was blatantly overcharged for a menu item I never ordered, but thanks to my choice to study French in high school, was unable to defend myself except to repeat the same few phrases over and over to his suddenly deaf ears. I slammed down the exorbitant sum on the table and stormed off, almost teary in my impotent frustration.
But after I cooled down and slightly regretted putting Madrid on my "shit list" that I began in my notebook just for that occasion, I remembered the good times. The white, solemn crypt under the cathedral, the tapas tour (where the waiters grudgingly supplied a vegetarian option) the many glasses of sangria, the cool, creamy cup of horchata (look it up, it is delicious) we drank near the Dali Plaza- and I decided that I would not allow one waiter (or even multiple waiters) to take all that away from me. Thus armed with optimism, we went back to the hostel to grab a few hours of sleep before our early train at dawn to Nice.